Thursday, April 7, 2016

Trivia


WHINE # 67

TRIVIA:  I thought I’d be a little lighter in this Whine and pass on some little known facts that relate to wine drinking.  So let’s start with who drinks the most wine.  If you guessed the French or the Italians, try again.  The per capita consumption of wine is greatest by far in the Vatican, where the consumption per person is 76 liters per year.  Now that is a lot of communion wine.

Of course it comes as no surprise that the consumption of alcoholic beverages ranges greatly from country to country.  Also, there is wide variation in what types of beverages are the preferred drinks.  In terms of total consumption of alcohol Belarus (not counting the 800 citizens of the Vatican) tops the list, followed by Moldova, Lithuania and Russia.  At the other end of the scale Pakistan has the least per capita consumption, followed closely by Mauritania, Libya, Kuwait and Bangladesh.  Canada comes in at 40th, slightly ahead of the United States.  Canadians, of course, love their beer, with more than half of our alcohol consumption coming in cans, glass bottles or on tap.  Only 22% of our alcohol comes in wine bottles.

In terms of preference for wine over other drinks Equatorial Guinea tops the list at 72%, followed by Italy at 66%. The beer champions live in Namibia with 97% of their alcohol consumption in the form of various beers.  This is followed by Bosnia and Herzegovina at 73%.  Now, if you prefer spirits you should find yourself right at home In Haiti where 99% of all alcohol is in the form of spirits.

SOME OTHER FACTS:  Of all the books in the Bible, the only Old Testament book with no reference to wine is the Book of Jonah.

Women make better wine tasters than men, as on average they have a better sense of smell.

One should never fill a wine glass more than 1/3rd full to allow the aromas to collect (and so as not to make a mess when you swirl your glass).

The number one fruit crop in the world is wine grapes.

Plato believed that the minimum drinking age should be 18, after which one should drink in moderation.  However, he also believed that men over 40 should be allowed to drink as much as they wanted in order to cure the “crabbedness of old age.”

When checking the vintage on a bottle of wine remember that grapes in the southern hemisphere are picked in what is our spring.  Thus, for example, a 2014 Argentinian wine is already a ½ year older than a 2014 French wine.

Finally, the Code of Hammurabi which formed the basis of Babylonian law in Mesopotamia around 1800 B.C. set many precedents for future generations.  For example, it contained the concept of “an eye for an eye”; it established the principle of “presumed innocence”; and it was the first code to mention a “minimum wage.”  However, my favorite was an included law that declared that fraudulent wine sellers “were to be drowned in a river.”

WINE PRICES GOING FORWARD:    There are many factors determining the price of wine including marketing decisions, taxes, reputation and quality of the particular wine, and, of course overall inflation.  However, in Canada we import most of our wine, so an important additional factor is exchange rates with various currencies.

We all know that the Canadian dollar has recently dropped dramatically following the downward plunge of world oil prices.  Four years ago our dollar was equivalent to the American dollar and now a Loonie is only worth ¾ of a greenback.  In both countries inflation is relatively low so we should expect rising prices for those wonderful Cabernets from Napa or Sonoma.

Sometimes, however, we focus too closely on American currency and don’t compare our dollars to other currencies, in this case with those countries that send us our favorite wines.

For those who like Old World wines we need to look at the Euro.  Here our dollar has also declined in value but not nearly as dramatically as against the US dollar.  In 2012 a Loonie got one about .78 Euros, in 2014 about .64 Euros, and currently about .68 Euros.  So prices of French, Italian, and Spanish wines should also increase.

Nonetheless the news is not all bad.  Our dollar has slightly gained against the Chilean Peso and against the Australian dollar.  Since inflation in Australia matches that in Canada we shouldn’t expect much change in the price of our favorite Shiraz.  Similarly inflation in Chile is only slightly higher than ours so again I would not predict much change in the price of Chilean wine.

Argentina, however, is in financial crisis.  Inflation is running at about 33% and at the same time the Peso has plummeted.  A dollar now gets about 12 pesos, up from 8 pesos in 2014 and 4 pesos in 2012.  Whether or not we see declining prices for Malbec in future, we certainly should not see price increases.  For those of us who love Malbec this is good news.

Finally, the other major wine producing country that is in financial difficulty is South Africa.  Today the Rand is worth a little more than ½ of what is bought in 2012.  Pinotage will remain a relatively inexpensive wine.

In conclusion it looks like 2016 will be the year to drink wines from the southern hemisphere.

QUOTES:  “Beer is made by men, wine by God.”  Martin Luther circa 1500

“Always drink some wine before you cook with it.  Nothing to do with the flavour, it just numbs the fear of cooking.”  Unknown

CELLAR OFFERING C241:  This time all the wines are French.  If you like subtle, flavourful, but relatively thin wines, and if you have deep pockets then you should find some great wines for cellaring. 

8599 Cremant de Bourgogne is a very interesting wine for those who find they prefer Champagne over Cava or Prosecco but can’t really justify the cost.  Cremant de Bourgogne tastes very much like Champagne but costs about half the price.  Still more expensive than Spanish Cava, it is almost affordable.

8603 Brouilly is one of the nine villages of Beaujolais and definitely a step up from ordinary Beaujolais or even Beaujolais Villages.

8609 Chateau Maillard  Graves is a wine I don’t know but was surprised at the relatively low price.  Possibly worth a try.

8616 Hortevie Saint Julien is a very nice wine.  On the other hand a bottle will cost you the equivalent of 3 bottles of very good Argentinian Malbec.  I suggest that if you order a case you don’t let your partner see the credit card slip.